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A playful back-print hoodie for playful people, and anyone who appreciates a little backwoods humor. The design features a mallard in a red bandana alongside the bold message: “Papaw didn’t have NyQuil—he had somethin’ in a Mason jar that’d scare a cold clean out of you.” It brings to mind chilly mornings in the blind, old family remedies, and stories shared around the camp. The classic fit and full-zip front make it easy to layer on hunting trips, cabin weekends, or casual gatherings where a good laugh matters. Spacious front pockets warm your hands, while the vivid all-over decoration keeps the graphic bold and eye-catching.
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 25.00 | 25.98 | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.76 | 31.50 |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.99 | 24.49 | 26.50 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 23.86 | 24.37 | 24.88 | 25.39 | 25.87 | 26.38 |
Product features
- 100% polyester fabric that is strong, durable, shape-retaining, and quick-drying
- Spacious front pockets for warming hands and carrying small essentials
- Bright, intense full-decoration print featuring the humorous mallard design
- Medium-weight 7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²) fabric with a classic fit
- Custom cut and sewn with a black zipper, white thread, and assembly in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Spacious pockets
Has pockets on either side at the front that will always keep your hands warm
Full decoration
Bright and intense colors of your all over desired design
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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